Nunes: David, good morning, this is Devin.

Horowitz: Hey Devin, what can I do for you?

Nunes: I need your help with a situation. As head of the HPSCI, I am not getting my reporting as required from the FBI. As IG for the FBI/DOJ can you look into the matter? Comey says the G8 weren’t told about it, and McCabe says we were, and that we did not object.

Horowitz: I would if I could, but Yates sent me a 58 page memo, basically telling me to pound sand. What a cowinkidink!

Nunes: Hmmm. You know, you and G8 are the only two to have any real oversight of the investigative and law enforcement branches of the United States.

Horowitz: Yeah, that is a problem. Do you think they are setting up a crime spree operated between the investigative and prosecutorial branches?

Nunes: Naw, they wouldn’t do that, would they?