Dear Q, Q+ and Santa,
I know I asked for an instaread meat thermometer for Christmas, but what I really want instead is to see George Soros in cuffs. Is it too late to change my wish list?
P.S., I've been pretty good this year. Thanks!
If you like em hairy and flat, bro…
Filtering dick pics is the new "cock blocking."
Save me some burnt ends.
Two words: extraordinary rendition.
MOS asset technically. But, yeah.