theres literally like 1 picture of pelosi holding a purse
i looked for like 10 min and we pick the same one kek
glorious
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Galactic Federation Starfleet Academy, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Vlash and Maitre homeworlds, and I have over 300 confirmed mind-melds. I am trained in psyonic warfare and I'm the top interceptor pilot in the entire Arcturian Armada. You are nothing to me but just another colonization. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galactic sector, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, human. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ayylmaos across Agartha and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, monkey boy. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, you carbon-based biped. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven quintillion ways, and that's just with my mind bullets. Not only am I extensively trained in psyonic warfare, but I have access to the entire arsenal of Pleidian-Draco Hybrid Shapeshifters and I will use them to their full capabilities to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn failed genetic experiment. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, earthling.
i wrote it after Q made his infamous "no" post
the next day i had an opportunity to post it and the baker made it a notable
it was the funniest thing ever
i fucking love this place most times
and merry christmas to you and yours
yep, it will declaw even the most triggered
kek