>saturnalian trips
I assume all the c0ckfagg0try in this thread has some sort of cosmic relation to the fact that today is saturday AND saturnalia. The solstice is at 11:19pm tonight. I was looking for coincidences when the following thought occured to me:
Radio signals have been emanating from saturn and its many moons for all of modern history, but the radio transmissions just sound like noisy static or confused screaming - just like an encrypted message.
How do you decrypt and encryted message? Well, during WWII roosevelt and churchill had fully encrypted conversations with each by playing a couple of identical phonograph records simultaneously. The germans listening to the conversation only heard static, but churchill and roosevelt heard each other crystal clear.
Saturn's rings are like a vinyl record. Are they the decryption key for the encrypted alien comms of that planetary system?
Bonus points if this can be used to solve cicada 3301.