Oh, so "something big is about to happen"

What, like my ancient bitch of a mother finally dying?

So that then, I have to spend weeks unscrambling the shitshow she left behind?

That big?

Huh, Q?

You wanna explain to me exactly what the fuck can "happen" when every worthless asshole in DC is relaxing in their mansions by a fire their butler made?

NOTHING IS GOING TO HAPPEN

Q, are you just waiting for civil unrest?

It sure as hell must be what you want, because you're holding out both hands begging for it.

WTF, who cares.

The only "prepping" that's worth a damn is having enough Visine on hand to an hero yourself with. That's my only plan.

Fuck, I hate Christmas and my life.