Actually my dick is a pussy…but you've probably never seen one of those…
No… This is a slide
Omg… You really think girls don't come on here. That's sad. You need to get laid
My standards haven't dropped low enough to even consider the possibility.
Not an attention whore. Just got tired of assholes making references to my supposed dick so I pointed out that I have a pussy. Y'all are the fags.