Sad day in Jan 2025:
"I, King and President Donald J Trump, with Herculean testicular fortitude endowed by you, the American electorate, and my own sheer will with Faith in God, do now officially declare: I have served my Country to the best of my ability (and with excellent results by the way!) within the confines of the Constitution that you have entrusted me with and despite the criminal elements in the Congress as a hole, un-elected bureaucrats, and further deep state accomplices. Let them toil in Hell with the just sentences that have been handed down.
It light of these matters, I am proud to know, and am confident in, you and I have proudly returned your republic back you, with the full faith and trust you will handle this immense responsibility as intended by our forefathers, to never ever let this shit happen again.
God bless you, and the United States of America."