Has anyone considered / ruled out SS being Sheryl Sandberg instead of Secret Service?
You'd just look like a spaz to everyone.
If I were making a movie about this, I would have the good actors just cut the power cords right where they come out of the TV.
Doesn't even matter if nobody sees you. Actually it's better. A third of the tvs in airports across the country could be taken out before anyone realizes something is going on.