I'm gad you're too lazy to program yout bot to change IPs before each post, so that I easily filter your 20-30 posts each bread with one click.
I hear you anon. My life is falling apart, and has been for a few years. Just make it through this month (almost there), and then the next, is all many of us can hope for.
Hang in there anon. Apparently this short life is about suffering, and supposedly it gives us the chance to become better people.
Maybe you can buy a wet/dry shop vac to suck up all the water on the floor, and the water that remains in your broken WM. Then pray for the funds to buy a new one and hire a handyman to take out the old and put in the new. Hope that helps at least a little somewhow. Love and prayers.