Thing that would get 99% TO the hospital. Got to think outside the bag here anon.
-free pizza coupons handed out at the hospital
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life extending drugs , cancer vaccine
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free CRISPR trials. Go change height , skin color ,ummm finger length etc
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removal of nano-bots that have been sprayed on us from stratosphere aerosol injection
All these things are the fun reasons why 99% would need to go.
Use your imagination for nasty reasons why …