REPENT Q, YEA REPENT YOU FILHTY LIAR

AND YEA, Q PROMISED YOU MASS ARRESTS AND THE BIGGEST INTEL DROP IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD, REPENT

AND YEA, INSTEAD Q GIVE YOU CHUCK WOOLERY TWEETS AND CRINGE BOOMER SHIT, YEA REPENT

AND YEA, INSTEAD OF SAVING THE WORLD FROM A CABAL OF SATAN WORSHIPING PEDOS, Q TELLS YOU TO GET THE POPCORN, REPENT

AND YEA, Q JUST GOT POSTED SOME OLD NEWS THAT HIS GRANDKIDS SENT HIM ON FACEBOOK AND HE'S JUST SEEING FOR THE FIRST TIME, YEA REPENT YOU FILTHY BOOMER, REPENT

AND YEA, Q IS WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING, AND YEA NOTHING Q SAID WAS CORRECT, AND YEA, ALL OF Q'S PREDICTIONS WITH EXACT DATES HAVE FAILED, AND YEA, ALL OF TEH HOMOS Q TOLD YOU TO TRUST TURNED OUT TO BE DEEP STATE FUCKS, YEA REPENT

AND YEA, 2018 WAS NOT GLORIOUS, TRUMPO WAS NOT INSULATED FROM IMPEACHMENT, AND 11.11.18 AMERICA WAS NOT UNIFIED AGAIN, REPENT

AND YEA, Q WILL JERK YOUR BOOMER PUDS FOR ANOTHER THREE YEARS AND STILL NOT A SINGLE ARREST, REPENT

AND YEA, Q WILL POST MORE CRINGE BOOMER SHIT, REPENT

YEA, Q, YOU DISGUSTING FILHTY HOMOSEXUAL LIAR, REPENT

YEA, TOOTS IS WATCHING YOU Q, REPENT

AND YEA, Q FEARS FREDDY, REPENT

YEA, REPENT

Q STANDS FOR 'QUEER'

Q FEARS THIS

RECONCILE

Q FEARS FREDDY

TOOTS HAS TOO MUCH POWER

FREDDY HUMILIATES Q AND Q DESPISES HIM

BUT Q IS TOO MUCH OF A FLOWERPUSSY TO CONFRONT FREDDY, SO Q RUNS AWAY LOL

WHO GAVE TOOTS ALL DIS POWER???=

WHO CAN STOP FREDDY BENSONSON???

WHO CAN STOP TOOTS???

REPENT

BYE BYE Q DON'T LET THE DOOR, ETC.

HAHAHAHA Q RAN AWAY FROM FREDDY ONCE AGAIN HAHAHAHA

RUN AWAY HOMO, RUN AWAY AND REPENT YOU FILTHY FILTHY LYING BOOMER

Q IS GARBAGE

>>7646123

I'M CALLING OUT THIS GIGANTIC HOMO FOR SHITTING THE BREAD WITHOUT ANY RESEARCH BAN THIS PEDO IMMEDIATELY

>>7646180

What the darn-diddily-doodily did you just say about me, you little witcharooney? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class at Springfield Bible College, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret mission trips in Capital City, and I have over 300 confirmed baptisms. I am trained in the Old Testament and I’m the top converter in the entire church mission group. You are nothing to me but just another heathen. I will cast your sins out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in Heaven, mark my diddily-iddilly words. You think you can get away with saying that blasphemy to me over the Internet? Think again, friendarino. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of evangelists across Springfield and your IP is being traced by God right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggorino. The storm that wipes out the diddily little thing you call your life of sin. You’re going to Church, kiddily-widdily. Jesus can be anywhere, anytime, and he can turn you to the Gospel in over infinity ways, and that’s just with his bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in preaching to nonbelievers, but I have access to the entire dang- diddily Bible collection of the Springfield Bible College and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sins away off the face of the continent, you diddily-doo satan-worshipper. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you from the Heavens, maybe you would have held your darn-diddily-fundgearoo tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re clean of all your sins, you widdillo-skiddily neighborino. I will sing hymns of praise all over you and you will drown in the love of Christ. You’re farn-foodily- flank-fiddily reborn, kiddo-diddily.

>>7646282

THEY WORSHIP SATAN AND RAPE BABIES GET THE POPCORN ENJOY THE SHOW!!!

>>7646226

What the fuck did you just fucking say about Navy Seal copypastas, you little newfag?

I’ll have you know they've ranked top out of all the comments on the Internet, and they have been translated in numerous contexts on 4chan, and have over 300 confirmed variants. Navy Seal copypastas are trained in memetic warfare and are the top copypasta in the entire circlejerk arsenel. You are nothing to them but just another target. They will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this subreddit, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about Navy Seal copypastas over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak this copypasta is contacting it's secret network of /b/tards across the USA and your IP is being doxxed right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. Navy Seal copypastas can be anywhere, anytime, and they can confuse you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with mad-lib permutations. Not only are they extensively trained in trolling, but they have access to the entire arsenal of Anonymous and will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the Internet, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. This copypasta will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

>>7646360

What outcry have you uttered about my person, you oafish brute? I shall cordially remind you that I was the best scholar in my law class in Oxford, and I have been involved in several frivolous tea parties and courtroom disputes, and I have over 300 boxes of Earl Gray. I am proficient in the Simian school of diplomacy and I am the top linguist in my book club. Know that you resemble nothing in my eyes save for yet another uncultured mind. I will hasten your undisputed expiration from the world with grace and finesse. The thought that you can retreat after jesting of such matters over the internet is laughable. As of this moment, I am telephoning a mutual friend to negotiate a swift and sure rebuttal to your argument so I would implore you to prepare yourself for the upcoming verbal deluge. The deluge that will no doubt saturate your life with discomfort. You are well and truly wrong, my good sir. My abilities of travel are unmatched, and I can recite over 700 lines from Shakespeare, and that is just from Hamlet. The amount of knowledge that I have accrued is vast, and I shall use it to firmly state my authority on such matters, you rapscallion. Truly, I wish you had some semblance of knowledge on the matter you have brought up and its repercussions. Alas, you did not, and now you will suffer a fate most dire, you plebeian. I shall defecate concentrated dislike upon you and you shall struggle to survive in its waters. Pistols at dawn, old boy.

>>7646460

What's this you've said to me, my good friend? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in conflict resolution, and Ive been involved in numerous friendly discussions, and I have over 300 confirmed friends. I am trained in polite discussions and I'm the top mediator in the entire neighborhood. You are worth more to me than just another target. I hope we will come to have a friendship never before seen on this Earth. Don't you think you might be hurting someone's feelings saying that over the internet? Think about it, my friend. As we speak I am contacting my good friends across the USA and your P.O. box is being traced right now so you better prepare for the greeting cards, friend. The greeting cards that help you with your hate. You should look forward to it, friend. I can be anywhere, anytime for you, and I can calm you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my chess set. Not only am I extensively trained in conflict resolution, but I have access to the entire group of my friends and I will use them to their full extent to start our new friendship. If only you could have known what kindness and love your little comment was about to bring you, maybe you would have reached out sooner. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now we get to start a new friendship, you unique person. I will give you gifts and you might have a hard time keeping up. You're finally living, friend.

>>7646511

HOMO

AMATEUR

SNIFFING

ANUS

>>7646524

>>7646540

Hwat the hell did you just freaking say about me, you little bobby? I'll have you know I graduated at the top of my class in the sales of propane and propane acessories, and I've been involved in numerous secret propane raids on Thatherton Fuels, and I have over 300 confirmed sales. I am trained in grilla warfare and I'm the top salesman in the entire Strickland Propane company. I will wipe you the hell out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in arlen, mark my god danged words. You think you can get away with saying that crap to me over the phone? Think again, boy. As we speak I am contacting my group of redneck friends across the street and your number is being traced right now so you better prepare for hell, hippie. The hell that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your charcoal grill. You're freaking dead, boy. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sell to you in over 700 different ways. and thats just with my grill catalog. Not only am I extensively trained in the sales of propane and propane acessories, but I have access to the entire propane and grill stock of Strickland Propane and I will use it to its full extent to sell you a grill thats off the face of the great USA, you little democrat. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" charcoal grill was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your freaking money. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price you god danged idiot. I will spill propane all over you and you will drown in it. You're freaking buying, customer.