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Seventy-nine-year-old Nancy Pelosi is disintegrating according to President Donald Trump, and as usual, he is right. The woman can barely talk legibly nowadays. Fake News keep this from the public as Pravda did when Soviet leaders began to deteriorate. Sources believe she conceals her wrinkles with facelifts and thick makeup while puffing her lips up with Botox. This, combined with wigs, mascara, shiny red lip gloss, eye surgery, and colored contact lenses, makes her appear more like sixty-nine from a distance, they say. Some think she is five feet five inches tall, but taking aging and bone deterioration into account, we guess she is closer to five feet and wears four-inch heels to compensate. The picture above was an attempt to remove some of those fake devices, though we left the gaudy earrings and hair dye for Nancy’s dignity. We believe her real hair would be white and far thinner than what is displayed.
Adam Schiff loves Pelosi's farts.
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Anons we currently have nothing on the scoreboard why?
Thanks black baker.
Linda Sarsour put on the hijab after her new Jersey bar hustling scam dried up.
She's a scammer.
Nobody had the balls to investigate the traitor Hussein.