HEY FREDDIE!!

How's it hanging Dude??

What's that, you say you're a little short?

Well, You know You are a little prick, right?

You always looked up to Peter Dinklage. He was your lifelong role model.

It must really suck to be an INCEL. But then again, you got your pets to lick you and masturbation, so, ain't all bad, right?

So, HEY, I gotta go. I got better things to do than spend time on you.

Watch those stairwells, bud. Life can be a bumpy road.

Your friend, JESUS.