The piss test is absolutely disgusting. I can't believe people are so keen to let employers treat them like animals. I want to stay far away from the corporate world forever.
Dubya's wars were too much of a red pill suppository. You can't blame them for freaking out over even the smallest possibility that they might have to go into a radioactive desert for no reason.
By the way, the campaign to fool everyone into thinking World War 3 was coming was huge. In addition to the Twitter hashtags, there were at least 50 threads taunting Americans about this draft that never happened on 4chan in under 24 hours.