“What Kind Of Dining Set Defines Me As A Person?”
“You Buy Furniture. You Tell Yourself, This Is The Last Sofa I Will Ever Need In My Life. Buy The Sofa, Then For A Couple Years You’re Satisfied That No Matter What Goes Wrong, At Least You’ve Got Your Sofa Issue Handled. Then The Right Set Of Dishes. Then The Perfect Bed. The Drapes. The Rug. Then You’re Trapped In Your Lovely Nest, And The Things You Used To Own, Now They Own You.”
“You Have A Class Of Young Men And Women, And They Want To Give Their Lives To Something. Advertising Has These People Chasing Cars And Clothes They Don’t Need. Generations Have Been Working In Jobs They Hate, Just So They Can Buy What They Don’t Really Need.”
“The girl who lives in 8G used to be a lovely charming girl, but the girl is a monster bitch monster. The girl is infectious human waste, and she’s confused and afraid to commit to the wrong thing so she won’t commit to anything. ”