I just wanted to congratulate all of you anons for completing "Spin Everything 101" today, after the POTUS signed the spending bill. Congratulations and welcome aboard the "Democratic Progressive Party!"

>>775029

The how long before they notice and abandon ship clock.

>>775036

I'm on my way now. Your mom is meeting me there.

>>775061

But I am a nigger. That's why yo mamma like me so much.

>>775069

Us niggers got it made. Yo mamma love our big dicks.