Is that a butt plug?
Spouse Anon ate the last of my leftovers so spouse anon cooked more out of guilt but due to spouse anon's full belly spouse anon forgot what was cooking and then had the audacity of bringing me a bit bowl of BURNT food then tried to play dumb like spouse anon didn't know.
Then child anon comes home with nasty fucking Burger King of which I'd rather tackle an antelope and eat it alive before I'd even consider eating fucking Burger King shit….
Soooo, after working all day I return home to this shit!
I am happy I can lounge my fat ass in here and hang our with you fuckers.