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S-sorry..
>Maple Nigger-scented Moose-Fucker.
A type of tree that grows in Canada, known for it's rich sap which contains AIDS.
There are a couple of news articles out and about of when some was accidently spilled in public pools; pancake grills were immediately banned the following year.
They had to call in special agents to ensure no one entered the pools, dark times.
Impressive.