BEHOLD MY MIGHT, FAGGOTS

I AM THE OMEGA-SHILL

TASTE MY POWER

YOU MIGHT KNOW ME BY SUCH NAMES AS:

Fungus\AFLB\AntiFungalLeafBread\AFungalLeafBread

EBot

Freddy Benson, Ascended Lightworker

DanielFaggot

RainmanShill

MegaJew

Tiresias

Maga Riots Faggot

Toilet Boy

CTA\CriticalThinkingAnon

Graham Milton\Microchip

Hot Wheels

Finkelstein

FlatEarthFaggot

Cannot Thank\Cauldron Boi

Anime Faggot

Ginger Mound

Scoreboard\Meat on the Bone

Your So Gay You'd Hit It

Baker is a Mason Shill

This is a Gay Jew Meme

Muh Joo isn't Organic

Or one of my many other names or personas!

ALL OF THESE PERSONAS ARE ME! WE ARE ALL THE SAME PERSON!

Understand this!

Every time you reply to me on any one of my 100+ different IPs and Identities, George Soros personally cuts me a cheque for OVER 9000 SHEKELS!

Please, help keep me in business, anons! I NEED YOUR (YOU)s!

Not that I really need to beg for it. I know you can't resist replying to me. My job is secure until the end of time because there's nothing else you guys love more than replying to shills.

Make it rain, bitches

>>7787802

>Actually only the Israeli JIDF shills get paid to push their pro-Israeli pro-Jew propaganda here, because JIDF shills are Israeli Army Soldiers.

Whatever, dude, I'm taking the piss anyway. I don't have to get all the details right!

>>7787875

>Florida man charged with impersonating a security member for Trump's Marine One

Probing our defenses?

POTUS and friends, stay vigilant. Question everything. See something, say something, and more importantly, do something. You see someone you don't recognize approaching the President, body tackle that mother fucker. You might be wrong, but a few grass stains on someone's clothes are not as bad as a dead POTUS.

>>7787954

>I browse