From the Sopranos
This reminds me of my neighbor,lol, so i'm coming home one day from work and i go around my corner and see a rabid raccoon walking all crazy,def had rabies, so i call my neighbor and tell him, he tells me keep an eye on it so we don't lose him, 20 sec later i see my neighbor on his kids bike with Glock in hand, stops and unloads all the rounds in that sucker, i never laughed so hard, told him i've never seen a response time quite like that, too funny.
They do look alike : )