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Breaking News:
The current fabric of time and space has now just officially been washed and it is believed to have also been treated with fabric softener. It is advised that all anons wash their bed sheets as celebration of this event and that we all meet by the giant tree in the middle of the field as to initiate the next phase.
In other news, there are rumors that Doritos will be in short supply over the next coming weeks as all triangles has been appropriated by the Brian in dimension 7 and 3 quarters. Stand by for more…
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Dick fish…