>>7800843 (You)
BEER DIED
<BEER left behind a hell of a lot of stuff to daughter and sons who have no idea what to do with it.
It was the school of hard knocks and yes we were told many times how BEER had to walk for miles in a blizzard to get to school, so suck it up.
These words of encouragement, wisdom, and sometimes comfort, kept us in line, taught us the “school of hard knocks” and gave us something to pass down to our children.
BEER was a comic book aficionado, a pop-culture encyclopedia and always the most fun person at any party.
BEER had two basic philosophies regarding work “careers are for the unimaginative “and, “surround yourself with great people and stay the hell out of their way.”
BEER died knowing that Monty Python and the Holy Grail was the best movie ever. Bruce Springsteen best recording artist, Clint Eastwood the baddest man on the planet, and that chicks dig El Caminos.
BEER then goes on to say: “So anyway, I think I was a pretty nice guy, despite being a former punk and despite what some people would say about me. What did they know about me anyway?”
Because of BEER irrational fear that BEER family would throw BEER a golf-themed funeral despite BEER hatred for the sport, BEER family will hold a private, family only service free of any type of “theme.”