Interesting take on the Meghan and Harry shitshow from Blind Gossip.
The Big Plan
[Blind Gossip] We warned you that this was coming!
Think back to a few months ago when we talked about the baby.
Our married couple was oddly reluctant to let the public see the baby, citing concerns over safety and a desire to bond privately.
We told you that wasn’t true. Plenty of their family members have managed to keep their children safe and secure over many generations while meeting their obligations as public figures.
We told you that the couple was actually trying to keep sightings of the baby rare while they figured out how to monetize the situation… without the rest of the family finding out.
They bungled that scenario.
However, it’s now full steam ahead with The Big Plan!
What is The Big Plan?
To brand and monetize everything.
You are now seeing that plan being put into motion. And if you question what they are doing, you will be met with anger, misdirection, and insistence that their motives are pure.
We hid the baby because… Privacy! Motherhood!
We take private planes and stay in posh private digs because… Environment! Wellness!
We isolate ourselves from 99% of our family and surround ourselves with celebrities because… Family! Safety!
We are engaging our own outside lawyers and PR team because… Protection! Charity!
How dare you question our motives!
See how that works?
Our couple is good. Those who question their motives or their nonsensical excuses or their bizarre hypocrisy are bad.
By the way, if you like The Clinton Foundation, you are going to love our couple’s charity organization. Why? Because The Clinton Foundation is our couple’s model.
Actually, they think they can be much bigger than The Clinton Foundation.
They just have to keep you pesky commoners at bay while they spin up the machine.
Then it’s cha ching… cha ching… cha ching!
All in the name of charity, of course.
Yes, you may roll your eyes.
Your friends at Blind Gossip have been telling you for months that Meghan Markle had a big plan to brand and merchandise and monetize her new life as the wife of Prince Harry and the mother of baby Archie.
We also told you that she has been frustrated by the British Royal Family’s repeated attempts to quash her strategy.
However, she did manage to isolate Prince Harry from his family and convince him that her plan is the right one.
The Sussexes subsequently trademarked their brand for merchandising purposes; established a charity foundation in the United States, far from the prying eyes of the British Royal Family; and avoided England for more than two months during the holiday season while spinning up their new ventures with their lawyers and publicists.
Now comes the big announcement!
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are “stepping back” as senior royals.
They will be working towards becoming “financially independent.”
They will be doing this while providing their family “with the space to focus on the next chapter, including the launch of our new charitable entity.”
From People:
PRINCE HARRY AND MEGHAN MARKLE ANNOUNCE SHOCKING MOVE TO ‘STEP BACK AS SENIOR MEMBERS OF ROYAL FAMILY’
THE MOVE IS UNPRECEDENTED IN MODERN ROYAL HISTORY
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are making a dramatic move. The royal couple announced on Wednesday that they intend to “step back as senior members of the Royal Family,” and they are making plans to split their time between the U.K. and North America.
“After many months of reflection and internal discussions, we have chosen to make a transition this year in starting to carve out a progressive new role within this institution,” the Duke and Duchess of Sussex wrote on Instagram.
“We intend to step back as ‘senior’ members of the Royal Family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty The Queen. It is with your encouragement, particularly over the last few years, that we feel prepared to make this adjustment.
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