Somebody tell Barron the following message:
Do not masturbate to porn. Only degenerate cucks and trannyfaggots masturbate. Instead, censor the pornography and reupload the resultant meme to an anonymous imageboard. That'll make your dad laugh and your mom blush. Maybe then they'll unground you and give you your internet privelrges back. But don't ever masturbate. Remember, God and your ancestors see what you do… always.