checkd trips
POTUS was in my dream last night.
He was visiting down under. I had to meet him then we were to walk past an industrial plant to attend a dinner. As we passed the blacksmiths shop he grabbed my glasses from my pocket, smashed them on an anvil with a hammer and smiled.
I turned to him and said "what the fuck?" so i grabbed his glasses from his jacket pocket and smashed them too.
He looked at me and exclaimed "Man! they cost me three thousand dollars"
I replied "Mine cost fifteen bucks but that doesn't matter cause now we both can't fuckin read anything"
even if he did he doesn't anymore cause I smashed em