Think the board is coming back to life.

This is partial Royal timeline, hopefully you can help fill it in.

>Charles is a massive bender

>Needs beard, since he is going to be King

>Marries Diana Spencer, who doesn't know he a frequent flamer at Hampstead Heath

>Just before getting married, she finds out he has literally zero interest in the muff

>Someone most will recognise who looks like William, fathers her first child

>Similar with number two

>Meantime Andrew and Fergie are seething, thinking they should rightfully take the Crown, particularly Andrew, who is now skimming off charities, arms deals and drug trafficking, though often hoodwinked because he is just north of literally retarded, however, he is the Queen's favourite (bit of a shocker)

>Diana is killed because she is going to out Charles as a homo and Camilla is nothing more than a beard - thus showing ALL the hypocrisy and lies of the monarchy and the trafficking via her charities

>Andrew and his merry money laundering is getting out of control because he cannot stop fucking children and watching young girls get beaten/tortured (introduced to some of it by his associates)

>William is cheating at every opportunity on Kate

>Fergie is taking EVERY opportunity to let secrets out (including via CDAN)

>Royal Family at War with itself, still giving bullshit public briefings → You are here

>The Royal Secrets go main-steam

>End of the Royal Family