"Okay, we don't have that? Okay we don't have Col. Vindman."

This is so terrible. Is this Schiff's first time attending Toastmasters?

I may need a drink to get through Frizzy Lofgren's babble

I wish the cameras would do periodic room sweeps, to see if somebody's asleep

That's how I've always amused myself in big meetings

Here is my other secret: when you can't stand it anymore, sit bolt upright in your chair, make a big show out of pushing up your sleeve and look at your watch with a concerned look, then get up and leave.

Am retired now, but it never failed me.