Hey you kids in the back seats, we're almost half-way there. The dems have used 11 hours 53 minutes of their 24 hour time. In only 7 minutes we will be HALF WAY THERE! Let's have a HIP HIP HORAY.
(eye rolls and groans from the back seats)
Talking about great car games on long trips. Say the alphabet from A to Z from letters seen on signs, license plates etc. Oldfag, driving alone, often plays that game. Normally it will take 3 to 4 hours to get to Z.
It's a difficult game to play when you are paying attention to driving at 80+ mph. Like you knew you passed a sign at an intersection that had a Q but it didn't count, you didn't see it.
Anon finds it helps concentration.
Giving me the giggles anon. Thanks, anon needs a comic break. Anon was lucky, drove the Autobahns. On a trip, within 5 miles of home driving over a 100. Didn't put the top down often. But remember this one time, driving a half hour south into the Alps, had the top down.
Had a big unopened bag of potato chips on the back seat. Hit 110 and out of the right in my peripheral was the potato bag floating above the rt. seat head rest, pulling 0 G's.
Didn't know what to do, wanted to go faster, like magic the bag got close enough to grab. Put it on the floorboard behind my feet and sped up. Hit 130 or so, and there came a guy on a motorcycle with a great built girl holding on, passing me like I was standing still.