2250Z24012020
To: ALLANONS
From: Supreme Fuckin' Commander
Ref: EO001, KEKPERS policies and the applicable KEKNAVINST regulations
The following ribbon is awarded to personnel of Kekistan for sustained superior performance in monitoring PeachMint activities of the enemy.
All Anons who have (or can plausibly, or implausibly, demonstrate) that he, she, they, it, or whatever other fucking pronoun to which Anon prescribes, has actually paid some level of fucking attention to PeachMint statements, arguments, commentary or even commercials that concern any retarded Democrat speaking drivel for at least 15 minutes, is hereby awarded this ribbon.
Wearing it is optional, and likely to cause liberals to cry. Therefore, wearing the ribbon is the preferred option when Anons entitled to the award have any doubt that it should be worn.
Questions regarding this regulation may be referred to 202-456-1414. Questions are greatly discouraged. We have other fucking things to do.
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