>>7907912

Nice fear porn.

Anons are comfy.

>>7907901

>what's the whole hullabaloo about?

Scaring people.

Same reason the doomsday clock went from minutes to seconds.

>>7907931

How dare you!

Latest figures are 4% mortality rate.

Slightly less than going to a continuing education conference in Chicago.

>>7907958

>>7907976

>anything touched by others is a potential hot item.

I got a new credit card in the mail today. Should I throw it in the microwave to sterilize it?

>>7908001

>Only if you hold it in your teeth while doing it.

>>7907989

>I got a new credit card in the mail today. Should I throw it in the microwave to sterilize it?

Good plan, anon. I knew all those metal fillings would come in handy some day.

>>7908017

>Slightly more than Senators dead of boredom.

Still upset that anons didn't call cspan and ree about that.

Epic keks were missed.

>>7908030

>>7908030

>For stock anons

I think moar about real estate. Stocks are probably affected too much by muh shitpoasts.

>>7908071

>In China, you can lure in your dinner for the night by throwing a tennis ball in the air

Stop making fun of muh girlfriend!

>>7908103

Grab me a beer while you're in there.

No mexican shit, tho.

>>7908107

>it's the middle of the night and the only two games in town are deadly virus and Bezos' dick

Needs moar venereal volcanoes to make it interdasting.

>>7908135

>in wuhan, they told everyone about the quarantine 8 hrs before it was to be enforced, plenty of time for many to leave,

Clown trap?

>>7908150

>Had a lot of good keks in this bread. It’s time for me to take my ass to sleep

#MeToo

Good night, anons. Have some bewbs for the road.