Holy Shit!
NO TABLE
NOT ABLE
Hey join the club, anon! Been a lurker for a year, contributor for a year after that. The water's fine once you're in!
Just takes some getting used to.
One must learn to enjoy getting raked over the coals. Just imagine it's a warm hot rock massage. That, and it helps develop that leathery skin you'll need to survive these parts. It's a fact.
Welcome to the real trenches!