wtf I love msnbc now.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1580071991961.webm
This is a list of people who have had a state funeral.
State funerals have been held in Washington D.C. for William Henry Harrison (1841),[20] Zachary Taylor (1850),[20] Abraham Lincoln (1865),[21] Thaddeus Stevens (1868),[22] James A. Garfield (1881),[20] William McKinley (1901),[20] Warren G. Harding (1923),[20] the Unknown Soldier of World War I (1921),[23] William Howard Taft (1930),[24] John J. Pershing (1948),[25] the Unknown Soldiers of World War II and the Korean War (1958),[26] John F. Kennedy (1963),[27] Douglas MacArthur (1964),[28] Herbert Hoover (1964),[29] Dwight D. Eisenhower (1969),[30] Lyndon B. Johnson (1973),[31] Ronald Reagan (2004),[32] Gerald Ford (2006-2007)[33] and George H. W. Bush (2018).[34]
Notice the lack of celebrities on the list.
Chances of Kobe Bryant getting one are
ZERO
They are cancer.