Short version of joke referenced by Robert Ray. 3 umpires having beer discussing strike zone. Newb, "shoulders to knees, width of plate". "Wrong" says 10 year ump "varies based on situations and flow of game". "Both wrong" says 25 year ump "it ain't nothing until I call it!"
This part is important from Derschowitz if I heard it correctly? Inside range of impeachment . Bribery outside of country and outside statute of limitations are still impeachable?