"I heard that signing up for thedonald.win would make my penis six inches longer! Now, I don't know what I'd do with a seventeen inch penis, but sign me up anyway!"
I've heard that the Magic Meth Solution can cure people of the coronavirus…
Magic Methtery Speedball?
That McDonalds sauce that Rick was after has the same secret ingredient, right?
"It's not that I'm suicidal… far too much effort. It's just that living is such a chore and I'm too lazy to keep it up."
#DeathByApathy
#BuyOurNewAlbum
#FreePuppyStickersWithEachPurchase
whatever, enoch