Picture books don’t count.

An effete simpleton from the wrong side of the tracks to represent the MAGA movement.

SNL should have him never speak, only sing in operatic or show tunes melodies in a falsetto with a spotlight and a raised eyebrow.

Would seem more realistic that what we’re seeing now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7947443/Jared-Kushner-boasts-hes-read-25-books-Middle-East-crisis.html

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“Works” less than prince harry

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Speechless ribbon cutter

Most annoying voice in government

Aren’t there speech therapists for that? To sound less gay?

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Too thin to ever trust

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I don’t like his hair

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Elvish

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Why do I feel like he would drive a Saab?

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Eats quinoa

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Doesn’t know how to drink beer from a bottle

Like Buttigieg

It’s easy. Wrap mouth around end of bottle, pause, the giggle.

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Last to take his shirt off at the beach

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Treadmills in dress shoes

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Has never wanted to own an ocelot