excerpt from the SOTU speech of President Donald J Trump, 4 February, 2020
"As part of our Plan to promote a postive and better working environment in Congress,
And in respect for the values laid out in our US Constitution,
To which each member of Congress has sworn a solemn oath,
The Executive Branch on behalf… of We The People,
Is bestowing upon our members of Congress gathered here today,
A long-term all expense paid holiday trip to the Carribean along the Cuban coast. ThanQ"
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