Damn Funny!
That's a Lone Star tick, that carries the Alpha-Gal garbage that gives you a meat allergy.
Sauce: I am the sauce, I eat delicious red meat/pork then 4 hours later I phase into anaphylactic shock (if I don't act).
What, stop eating read meat? GFY, it's just a little anaphylactic shock, I can cope since I know it's coming.