I brought this up last bread (just a few points), got a few bites. Finally had a chance to run through it all.
Google (pre) Super Bowl Ad
https://youtu.be/vOY6IIldCag
First question: What time is the superbowl?
Answer given: 6:30 ET [by a black woman wearing Steeler’s uniform (three diamonds on logo) whose jersey looks maybe like 00, sitting next to a guy wearing 34, with just the 3 visible on his sleeve.]
Second question: How many points is a touchdown.
Answer given (by a white woman, referee): 6 (given verbally and by holding up 6 fingers). Then she gives a holding call (with hand gesture too)
(Seems like maybe a 666 reference here, but I can’t make it cleanly. Still, this is followed by: )
Third question (not shown in search bar, but as a voice over during a scene of Rams fans (Los Angeles), a group of dejected black and hispanic men (in foreground)): who won last year?
Answer: Not us.
Question 4: (back to search bar) how to make guacamole
Answer: Series of clips for making guacamole (first is Italian style (Italian? Guy), second is secret recipe (woman looks to be ?Indian?), third is best ever recipe)
Question 5: where is the superb owl (with google suggested correction)
Answer: video of an owl turning and winking
Question 6: who sang the national anthem (curious use of past tense)
Answer: video of a dog sitting in front of a piano, as we hear drumstick give a four count. As the piano starts to play national anthem, the dog whines at the sound.
Question 7: Who is the fastest player in the NFL
Answer: some dude running past, scrubbing the question away in 4:22 seconds
Question 8: Greatest NFL player ever (not a question)
Answer: Three old white dudes on a couch who I assume are all former greats? (i don’t know), who all give a different answer.
Question 9: Greatest catch of all time (not a question)
Answer: a series of famous catches with the last one not showing a catch, but rather (presumably) post-catch, running into end zone. Ends with Joe Montana looking at memorabilia from “The Catch” at 1981 superbowl that started the 49er’s dynasty (49ers in the game tomorrow) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Catch_(American_football)
He turns around, comments on the question, takes a drink from his cup. Shows footage from the catch.
Shot of Earth (from Google Earth?), zoom in to Los Angeles (third California reference so far) Memorial Coliseum, as voiceover asks
Question 10: Hey Google, where was the first superbowl
And we realize that the person asking is the one operating google earth (listen for the mouse clicks, all of that), as they zoom in from street view to see a black man in front of Staduim answering
Answer: Right here, 1967 (arms spread wide like a touchdown, or a Y)
Cut to shot of black pop warner coach standing on tackle practice as a kid is driving it back. Text overlays the screen as we cut to a hispanic girl in uniform number 44 (presumably the one pushing the tackle practice) for question
Question 11: Rookie of the year (not a question)
Answer: (gruffly taking off helmet) I am!
Question 12: Who has the most super bowl rings
Answer: it shows a jeweler working on/cleaning super bowl rings, who answers in a low tone Tom Brady
Cut to Three Fierce Women (tm), two black, one white, one of the black women wearing leopard/cheetah/etc print, the other wearing a choker.
Question 13: (voice over) What should I wear to the super bowl party?
Answer (fierce woman #1, with choker) Whatever you want.
Question 14: what roman numeral is LIV
Answer (Sesame street’s The Count answers along with the numbers, which have faces) 54, (he has a 5 with him that’s a lady with eye shadow, looks kinda drugged, and a 4 that’s a dude maybe, that looks embarrassed. It’s weird.) Makes me think of the Zero Hedge piece introducing Q a couple weeks back, and also the drag queen that’s going to be on the show soon. Also it pokes fun at the viewer bc a child should know roman numerals.
Question 15: best touchdown dance
Answer: a foursquare of clips. The numbers on jerseys might be significant.
Question 16: (voice over) Who’s going to win
Answer: lady ref from Question two shrugs, joe montana shrugs
Cut to 49ers fans: We are!
Cut to KC fans: We are!
Cut to JLo wearing a JLo sweatshirt that looks all 666y, saying “Uh, I think we know who’s gonna win” giving a weird smile shrug that I think is meant to indicate (surface meaning) that by watching her performance, we all win! (Lame. Likely a different meaning here)
Finally, Google text:
Some questions only the game can answer
Answer the rest with a little help from
Ok, can some other people look too?