Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the Cupboard,
To give the poor Dog a bone;
When she came there,
The Cupboard was bare,
And so the poor Dog had none.
She went to the Bakers
To buy him some Bread;
When she came back
The Dog was dead!
She went to the Undertakers
To buy him a coffin;
When she came back
The Dog was laughing.