more likely she'll sit down on a second floor commode and fall through, leaky wax rings and shifts from weight
makes a lot of sense
must remember you are working with de-evolved two thumb typers, they still working out the opposing thumb thang, not to the other fingers yet
Top Kek
you are killing their regress anon
they were working back to reinventing the wheel
then probably to riding dinosaurs to school
top kek to you!