I bet Q got box tickets and took the hot red head from accounting to the game.
It's not easy being a freshman at the NSA.
Having to work on game day really grounds you and puts everything in perspective.
The problem is all these drunk Anons keep positing naked, and dunk naked. We have endure the constant barrage of tiny penises and fat men, on top of that overly rotund ladies who need to go on a diet.
Once you graduate and move up to P and Q levels things improve, but for us plebs, all we see is flaccid dicks and lonely assholes.
Trust the plan my mentor says.
Pants are part of our society and culture, please put them on.
Your life would be simplified if you paid for the pegging services up front.
Credit pegging is compounding interest.
For former deep state members it is included, for normies there is a deductible.
See section E.45.