THE SHITSHOW DEMOCRAT CAUCUS UPDATE:

So far, Boot Edge Edge in first, Sanders in close second, Warren in third, Biden in fourth, Klobuchar in fifth, and everyone else is irrelevant.

https://elections.ap.org/dailykos/results/2020-02-03/state/IA/race/P/raceid/17278

Why no Democratic results yet? 'Quality control checks,' Iowa party says

>“We are doing our quality control checks, making sure the numbers are accurate. People are still caucusing, were working to report results soon.”

>At this point in the night in 2016, we had 80 percent of the vote in.

https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/2020-election/live-blog/iowa-caucuses-live-updates-2020-democrats-make-their-final-pitches-n1128596

DELAYS:

>Another reason for the results delay: Many precinct chairs abandoned the new app that was built to report results, as users struggled to log in.

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/02/03/us/elections/results-iowa-caucus-democrats.html

NOTE* Live on FOX: Trump got the most votes as an incumbent in Iowa caucus history!

>>8017529

Everyone is just laughing at them.

>>8017579

>>8017587

Anons, if you're not, turn on a new network.

You're missing out on one of the biggest shitshows in political history.

>>8017620

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

THE RUSSSSSSIIIIIIAAAAANNNNSSSSSSS

>>8017629

Damn, better answer. You win.

>>8017655

Honestly, I'm watching FOX live on my TV and streaming CNN.

CNN is freaking out! But I don't give them an official v(*you)

>>8017687

Oh fuck…

>>8017693

kek, sorry meant *news network.

BERNIE TAKES THE LEAD!

BIDEN IN LAST

https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2020/02/03/us/elections/results-iowa-caucus-democrats.html

https://elections.ap.org/dailykos/results/2020-02-03/state/IA/race/P/raceid/17278

>>8017715

>What makes you think they are freaking out.

I'm listening to them, KEK.

>What is strange?

We were supposed to get results at 10 pm est, but they were doing "quality control" and now there still isn't ANY results. They had 80% in at 10 pm est in 2016.

>>8017796

They probably can't stop laughing.

>>8017784

Baker, consider:

>>8017506, >>8017739 More Iowa Caucus updates

Might not be updates for a while because of the fuckery.

Live look at the Democrat Party doing 'quality control'

https://twitter.com/TeamTrump/status/1224540101600010241

Polk County precinct chairs are being advised to take pictures of the results and text them over to the Polk County executive director, who is driving them to the HQ, according to a Democratic operative familiar with the situation

Let me repeat that:

Polk County precinct chairs are being advised to take pictures of the results and text them over to the Polk County executive director, who is driving them to the HQ

https://twitter.com/ec_schneider/status/1224545155648233473

>>8018006

Anon, Trump won in a landslide, he was always going to.

>>8018006

It's now a bigger lead KEK

He was always going to win in a landslide, but Trump got the most votes in Iowa caucus history for an incumbent

>>8018045

https://elections.ap.org/dailykos/results/2020-02-03/state/IA/race/P/raceid/17275

>>8018099