were my hero the Brave Reepicheep to emigrate to our nation and meet President Trump, the introduction would surely sound,

Reepicheep: "Your Eminence…

Ever since I can remember I have dreamt of seeing your country. I have had many great adventures in this world but nothing has dampened that yearning. I know I am hardly worthy, but with your permission, I would lay down my sword for the joy of seeing your country with my own eyes."

President: "My country was made for noble hearts like yours… no matter how small their bearers be."

Reepicheep: (with a respectful bow) "Mr. President."