Hey, somebody sent me a DM and said I should come here. They also said I should say, "Gentlemen, the Storm is upon you."

xoxoxo Stormy

>>803540

>>803558

Sorry, my tits are under contract.

Also, some of you apparently think I'm working with Trump to release a sex tape with Hillary in it?

I hate to break it to you, but there's no payday for me in that. Some of you need to get out of the basement more often. xoxo Stormy

>>803572

I'm a protestant, and I think it refers to Mary and to Israel. xoxoxo Stormy

>>803614

Hey, darling, at least fake tits can be bought. There's no amount of money that can fix your micropenis. I'm sure your mom still loves you though. Go upstairs and get a kiss. XOXOXOXO Stormy

>>803632

I'm 39. 39 year olds don't know how to use Twitter? Ok.

As far as "anons" being willing to DM me: I keep getting messages that say "Where we go one, we go all." xoxoxo Stormy

>>803659

Who says I'm new, anon? I've been lurking on halfchan for years.

XOXOXO Stormy

>>803736

You forgot about Wycliffe and Tyndale, anon.

XOXO Stormy