My Letter to Nancy Pelosi just now for Night Shift keks:
I'm writing to commend Nancy Pelosi on her courageous act of ripping up the President's Speech on National Television. It takes a lot of guts to expose what a serpent you are to an entire world in one, pathetic, disgraceful act. You are a blight on America, an enemy of California, a hate-filled piece of human garbage, who cares nothing for the poor, hates her own constituents, and spits on our beloved Constitution. You, "Madam" "Speaker", are a total waste of a human life. You can continue your prayerful acts to Baphomet, as that abominable idol is your only hope. Maybe Moloch will have mercy on your soul if you sacrifice another black baby to him, or maybe you can offer up a few MS13 gang members, since you love those filthy animals so much.
So, THANK YOU, Nancy Pelosi, for exposing yourself and the ENTIRE DEMOCRAT PARTY for the anti-American pieces of filth that you are. I heard one single caller tonight who voted for Hillary say and her ENTIRE FAMILY ARE VOTING FOR TRUMP after being lifelong democRATS. She represents THOUSANDS of those you are driving away from the immoral racists known as the Founders of the KKK, The Democrat Party. The rest of us, true Americans who love our Country, love Jesus Christ, and cling to our "guns and religion" will continue to enjoy Making America Great Again, while you (and hopefully most of your staff) rot in GITMO for the rest of your natural lives. Hope your filthy lucre was worth it, because you've come to the end of your figurative rope, Nancy.
May God have mercy on your soul.