>>8031625 (pb)
>>(b)Whoever, having the custody of any such record, proceeding, map, book, document, paper, or other thing, willfully and unlawfully conceals, removes, mutilates, obliterates, falsifies, or destroys the same, shall be fined under this title or imprisoned not more than three years, or both; and shall forfeit his office and be disqualified from holding any office under the United States. As used in this subsection, the term โofficeโ does not include the office held by any person as a retired officer of the Armed Forces of the United States.
Ooooo! Let's go for part (b)!