I love dear Rush Limbaugh and I thank God for using him to help keep me on the side of good, not evil, over the years.
I was a registered Democrat who worked as a researcher at the libtard-run Colorado State University in the early 1990s. I listened to the "programming" of NPR that was piped into our offices at and even at the gym. Hell, I even attended a rally at a junior high school gymnasium when Al Gore came to town, and I secretly believed that I was smarter, better educated, and cooler than anyone else.
I never listened to talk radio. Instead, I read and wrote scientific research papers, I exercised a lot, and I looked down, to a certain degree, on others who were not as "progressive" as I was.
I also read the daily newspaper, so when I learned that Rush Limbaugh would be visiting Fort Collins, I scoffed. I was programmed to believe he was everything that the Mockingbird Media falsely claims that President Trump is today: a racist, misogynist, and an uneducated pig.
But frens, even with all that brainwashing, something drew me to Old Town, Fort Collins, Colorado on the bright, sunny Saturday when Rush Limbaugh came to town. Being a competitive, athletic, Type A personality, I rode my bike there, very early, and got a spot near the front of the crowd.
I will spare you the details, but suffice it to say that I was transformed that day, on
May 22, 1993. Because Rush is an angel of God, the scales were peeled from my eyes and my heart was opened. I began to question the libtard narrative and within a few short years I was a gun-owning, America-loving, God-fearing, Christian soldier who has never looked back.
I have been a Christian all my life, but Rush gave me the strength and inspiration to publicly declare my beliefs.
I have been a loyal and devoted researcher for Q since Day One, and I shall remain a strong, conservative advocate for America and all Americans, for each of the remaining days of my life.
Thank you, Dan Kay, for holding your bake sale in Fort Collins.
Thank you, RUSH LIMBAUGH, for changing my life, making me strong, and building God's Army.
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