Doug Jones (D-AL) just announced that he wants to leave Washington DC to Jeff Sessions.

He just very purposely lost his election.

'Bama will PUNISH Jones for this.

(Personal take: Sessions will win, but I really like Tommy Tuberville in some slot, possibly House of Representatives? Governor of Alabama? He's a really great guy. War Eagle, Tommy.)

(Personal take 2: How on EARTH does no one in the state know whether Sessions is a bigger fan of Bama or Auburn? It is THE most critical aspect of anyone's sentiment in that state. The fact that he keeps it a secret absolutely blows my mind. No one can do that. NO ONE.)

Meanwhile, everybody keep making fun of Alabama. It keeps the lakes and recreational areas cleared out of tourists for us :D

>>8035326

LOL, I thought I was the Dawg fan here, haha

All the way back to watching Herschel run all over Tennessee

Appleby to Washington

Lindsey Scott running that ball all the way back

The hobnail boot

Watched it all live, all those years ago

"Gator Bowl rocking, stunned… I broke my chair"

RIP, Larry Munson :(

>>8035361

Okay just because Dad worked in some of those underground spaces waaaay back in the day–

They're definitely real

Exist for 2 reasons:

1. Concealment from satellites

2. Easier to air condition

It's really not any more exciting than that. But you have to pack a lunch, because it's so far to walk anywhere at lunchtime.

Fun fact: the Skunk Works guys had to clean their own break rooms and toilets because it would have been too impractical to try to get janitorial staff cleared to do that.

In case anybody missed it, it will surprise no one to learn that Soros is the #1 funding source behind Shadow: