tractor beam [activate]
bring it in sir
it's alive
alive you say?
yes sir. It is speaking.
the liberal speaks?
apparently.
what does it say?
it wants a vagina.
so you have a female?
no sir. we have a male.
tractor beam [breaking]
what is going on.
i dunno sir. the beam is breaking.
the liberal is too strong.
keep pulling it in.
i want to probe it.
I wonder why it wants a vagina.
sir. the liberal is approaching the bay doors.
good.
bay doors [open]
prepare to receive [liberal][male]
how old is it.
twenty two, twenty three
no way to know from here
gonna have to wait until we shove shit up it's ass.
why isn't it happy with its' asshole?
it wants a vagina too?
yes sir.
it is trying to steal a patriot vagina
why a patriot vagina
i don't know yet sir.
apparently they are tightest in the universe
patriot vagina is the best there is?
yes sir.
the liberals are chasing patriot females.
smash the deathstar. blow it to oblivion.