If POTUS is about to reveal a cure for cancer, using RBG, Rush and Shannen Whatsherface, shouldn’t we all be buying up Phillip Morris shares? And Mac-Donald’s? Maybe Pepsi.

Consider this. What if the long delay for revealing the cures has been because the flu (which Japan cured 2 years ago) was going to be used by President Xi as a pretext for a giant badder guy purge?